As I searched Google Images for a graphic to include with this post, I came across the following…

http://www.bikeforest.com/tread/index.php
I figured it HAD to be a joke. Nope, turns out that the treadmill bike is the real deal. Here’s the opening to their sales pitch (seriously): “Have you ever wished you could get a quality treadmill workout without paying expensive gym prices?”…. WHAT?!?!?
And now, back to the regularly scheduled post:
No it’s not some exclusive off-shoot of the Nation of Islam (that ‘joke’ just went over everyone’s head, possibly even mine). Allow me to explain…
When I was training for my first marathon, I went out and bought Marathon Training For Dummies. Although a lot of the information covered is for the true beginner, there are some concepts addressed that I haven’t seen anywhere else. One of the best, as far as I can tell, is the 1% Theory.

It basically goes like this: There are about 10 things you can do to improve your training regimen. In each category, any substantial improvement that you make will basically account for a 1% improvement in your race time. Here are the 10 things…
Here’s a Nike commercial that pays hommage to the late great Prefontaine. Get inspired.
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That’s how many days a week I run… and it works. How do I know? I’ve run a 3:40 marathon, a 1:30 Half and an 18 min 5k, ALL respectable times. And for the last 2 years, I’ve rarely run more than 3 days a week.
After recovering from all the training miles I put in for my first marathon, it was hard for me to go out there and run 5 days a week. It seemed like every time I tried to build back up, I kept getting injured. So last May, as I was beginning to train for my 2nd NY Marathon, I searched the Internet to validate my training plan. I wanted to know that training for a marathon could be done with a 3 day a week training schedule. Fortunately for me, I discovered this article…
http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_outdoors/2008/05/run-your-fastes.html
No, not that Jack Daniels. I’ve done a lot of things under the influence of whiskey, racing is not one of them.
So my favorite running book of all time is the Daniels’ Running Formula. Named by Runner’s World as the “World’s Best Running Coach” Jack Daniels’ philosophies on racing are worth summarizing. Here is his most important quote on the topic as far as I’m concerned:
Had a great workout today, second time running outdoors this year thanks to the half decent weather. Lauren and I jogged from the Financial District up to East River Park which is about 2.5 Miles one way. There’s an awesome track located right off of the FDR at about East 6th street…

After a good night’s rest I woke up and the hip thing is still going on. Bad news, I really wanted to run today. Anyway, it seemed to be getting a little better as the day goes on, but that could just be the aspirin kicking in. I scheduled an appointment with the doctor on Friday, hoping he can make it go away asap (cortisone? just kidding).

I’ve pretty much had them all, at least it sure feels like it.
The first major problem was Iliotibial Band Syndrome, which was pretty awful. It popped up right as I was approaching the final weeks before my first marathon. Basically it was a dull pain, accompanied by a clicking sensation as the IT Band rubs back and forth over the knee. I spent plenty of time receiving physical therapy in the form of Trigger Point Therapy, Magnetism, Foam Rollers, Electrodes. My knees were so screwed, I had to pop about a dozen aspirin throughout the Nov ‘07 NY Marathon just to keep the pain at bay.
There were a few other minor injuries, a pulled hamstring here, some shin splints there… throw in an inexplicable calf injury for good measure. Then came Peroneal Tendinitis, which was basically a gradual stiffening of the ankle tendons to the point where they eventually felt about as flexible as concrete. As far as treatment was concerned, it was more of the above, plus a MRI and some Cortisone shots. The cortisone shots really got the job done, although I’ve since been told to stay away from the stuff as it has a nasty reputation amongst some practitioners in the medical community.
Which brings me to my latest and greatest. I’ve diagnosed myself with mild Hip Bursitis.
